Rick.RIck..RICk...RICK!!!!

The Unfortunate Mishaps In Rick's Life

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my tumblr says i have 4 followers but it shows 3. i have a ghost follower?

Some people…

teegewastaken:

Dear Kroger Gods,

Can I please have permission, just this once, to knock a customers teeth out? I promise they deserve it! I’ll give you some time to ponder your options.

Sincerely, Annoyed Employee

i second this request
whitetimber:

I saw this car today and went all weak at the knees

the basic model is $96,000 but i dont give a fuck! ima get it and yell YOLO like an idiot as i drive off the lot

whitetimber:

I saw this car today and went all weak at the knees

the basic model is $96,000 but i dont give a fuck! ima get it and yell YOLO like an idiot as i drive off the lot

Dear Future Girlfriend: Dear Future Girlfriend

notestomyfuturegirlfriend:

I’m a bit messed up, and you know that, but we still end up talking day after day, you know everything about me pretty much, and I know a fair lot about you.
We both like each other, I love you, I’m not sure about your feelings, I know I mean something to you, but I’m not sure how much. You…

autovisual:

Carroll Shelby, the legendary car designer and champion auto racer who built the fabled Shelby Cobra sports car and injected testosterone into Ford’s Mustang and Chrysler’s Viper, has died. He was 89. Fuck.

autovisual:

Carroll Shelby, the legendary car designer and champion auto racer who built the fabled Shelby Cobra sports car and injected testosterone into Ford’s Mustang and Chrysler’s Viper, has died. He was 89. Fuck.

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